There once was a guy named Matt
his words are not where it's at
He talks with a giggle while
his face is a wiggle
his pet is 'the cat in the hat'
SHOCK BECAUSE x 2
A political flop to the max
Our electric bill a tv tax
It's our conclusion that
it's not the right solution
And everyone knows it's a fact
SHOCK BECAUSE x 2
In politics he caused division
His English is a derision
What was he doing on the BBC
it has nothing do with you or me..
you see??
SHOCK BECAUSE x 2
His English is quite dissected
and his tongue is uninflected
In his mind everything's OK
But he won't admit he got rejected
SHOCK BECAUSE x 2
His 80000 euro non chalance
in Saudi Arabia a new Renaissance?
It's uncalled for and it's outrageous
He thinks it will make him famous..
SHOCK BECAUSE x 2
He gives a wrong image and impression
of no Italian style and expression
all over the world it's not so cool
when he makes all Italians
look like fools..
SHOCK BECAUSE x 2
His English is not in style
but his sheesh is more worthwhile
his words are not where it's at
and we choose not to listen to that..